PRESENTS

ERNIE ANDERSON
The Legendary voice of TV, Radio, Commercials & Film (& Ghoulardi)

Choose any number of Ernie Anderson Generic station lines (see list below)!

(Go to)     Most Popular - Sweepers - Music Quantity - Music - Weekends/Mornings - Contests - Unique

Section A: Most Popular Lines

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Everybody Knows Who Plays the Most Music
Put it on, leave it on!
Lock it in and rip the knob off
Lock it in and jerk your knob off
Turn it up, write it down
Rockin' at the speed of light
Broadcasting live...
On the air, everywhere
Don't leave home without it
At home, at work or in the car
Hot Hits
This is real radio
No pain, all gain
Air conditioned radio
Any Questions?
Made in America
Rockin' & reelin' and dancin' on the ceilin'
If it's too loud, too bad - you're too old!
How do you spell today's best music
Today's best music
Think about it!
Hotter than hot
Turn up the best station when you want to hear today's best music
Now, more of what we're famous for
The hits just keep on comin'
All the other guys are a bunch of weenies!
Section B: Sweepers
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More back to back hot hits
More variety, less repetition, so you can listen longer
Back to back, MONSTER hits
The radio station so hot it's cool
Who really plays the most music
Are you sitting down?
Faster than the speed of sound
Grab hold of your radio
More music - less talk, awesome!
More music, less talk, more variety - awesome!
Stronger than dirt
Your station
It's not the size, it's the frequency
Move over rover and let the big dogs eat
What radio station are you listening to right now?
kickin'
Hey, listen up, then turn it up!
(Ladies and) Gentlemen, start your engines (2 ways)
When we say it, we play it
Where the music keeps going and going and going
All hits, all the time
It's too good to be free
This is a full service station
Listen 2, 3, 4 times a day
Power hits
Superstars of the 70s, 80s & 90s
Stand by!
Put it on, and leave it on
One hell of a radio station

Section C: Music Quantity
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Back to back, non-stop, commercial free
Now, back to the music
More continuous music, fewer commercials
Crank it up for more continuous music
Now, even more music than ever before
100 percent music, zero percent commercials
Now, it's time to shut up and play the music
The best music, more of your favorite songs back to back
We only stop the music twice an hour for commercials
30 minutes of continuous music, now playing
You're in the middle of 30 minutes of continuous music
Put those commercials away, we've got music to play
Miles of music, inches of commercials
Today's best music with fewer commercial interruptions
Sit back, we're playin' so much music, you radio's gonna explode!
That didn't take long, did it?
Always proving nobody plays more music
We're into an all night, nonstop, power play
Gives you the thrill of variety without the agony of repeat
Nobody plays more music
One hit after another
Hit after hit after hit... one right after another
Section D: Music
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Best new music first
Fresh music
Fewer commercials, more music
Less talk, and the best music mix
Less repetition, more variety, fresh new music
Dance to the music
When you absolutely, positively have to hear your favorite song
Where you don't have to sit through this.. ..to get to this
New music exclusive
We can't stop it now - all we - can do - is slow -it - down
Set the first button on your car radio for more music
All kinds of music - one kind of radio station
Music you like without a cover charge
Now, here's another song you can only hear on (stn)
Music is our business and business is good
How do we get all this music inside your teeny weenie radio?
A better mix of music
Jammin' the hits
Always the hottest music
A fresh new music mix
More of the best music, back to back
The hottest music on the planet
A lot of music without a lot of talk
A better variety of music, so you can listen longer
It's your music, we just play it
Feel the music (feel good)
Who's still jammin' the hits?
A better music mix, less talk

Section E: Weekends/Mornings
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The most music in the mornings
Tomorrow morning, it's laughs, fun & adventure on the airwaves
Let the party begin
Thank God it's Friday
Monday's suck
It's 5 O'clock, do you know where you car's parked
Weekends never end
Weekends mean the most music
The night time is the right time

Section F: Contests (Free Money)
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Hit music, free money
The most fun, the most free money and the most music allowed by law
It's time to win (now)
Section G: Unique Lines
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Ladies & Gentlemen, you're listening to America's 50 thousand watt music machine
The last untamed radio station in North America
This is the radio station all the other radio station's listen to
The colder it gets, the hotter we get
Song number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Instant Request
Stand by, this is not a test
In 60 Seconds
We interrupt this program to bring you this special announcement
We now pause 5 seconds for station identification
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program
Smoke & mirrors
Pick up the phone and call
Anytime, anywhere
Broadcasting loud to all time zones around the world
Instant Traffic Update
That's for listening an extra 15 minutes
Closed captioned for the hearing impaired

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